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Remember to wake me up if I fall asleep.

I’ll be back in five minutes, so quit your worrying.

I wonder whats inside of here.

I need confirmation on which wire to cut, the blue one or the green one.

This is going to be so much fun.

I’ll have the big mac please. Yes I would like it super-sized.

Don’t forget to pull me out if the rope stops.

This four pound Mexican burrito is going to taste amazing!

Man, I should get a medal for what I am about to do.

My conscience tells me not to, but where has my conscience got me in life. No wife and four kids. Kalabungaaaaaa!

I hope this wont hurt.

I really shouldn’t be here, I think I’ll just leave.

Honey, why are you looking at me like that.

Yeah that’s right, you keep on walking.

Of course I can swim well, what do you take me for, an old man.

Fine, I’ll do it.

Let me show you how this should be done.

Remember to catch me if I fall.

Is that you Freddy and Jason? I haven’t seen you guys in ages. Jason remember when I pushed you in the lake at camp? Funny stuff back then.

Of course I checked. I’m not that stupid.

I wonder if I should do this or not. Its not like its that dangerous.

He’ll never do it, trust me.

I hope they weren’t serious when they said I shouldn’t do this.

Do I have any serious heart conditions that you should know about you ask? Of course not.

Yes I have done this before.

Helmets are for chickens.

Go ahead and shoot, I dare you.

I have already taken care of it. So can we please go?

Yes I remembered to feed the mutant tarantula crocodiles.

Are you sure about this? Because it looks a little unsturdy.

Yes I am posotive those cables will hold us.

You idiot!

I hope he isn’t going to remember what I did to him in college. Its been almost thirty years, he would have to have forgetten by now.

This tiger has pretty bad breath.

Maybe he’s nice. Bears are more afraid of us than we are of them.

I dont know, that hallway looks kind of dark.

My instincts tell me to go this way.

Is that a light up ahead? It seems to be getting bigger.

Is that foam coming out of your dog’s mouth?

You have to try, here I’ll do it first.

It was an accident, you have to understand. Listen I know a place where you can get it fixe-

This ride hasn’t been checked for ten years. Are you sure it’s safe?

I have always wondered what the inside of a gun barrel looks like. I should take a look.

Your going to thank me for this someday.

The last Twinkie. It’s mine!

I was only kidding man. Cant you take a joke?

I wish my parents could see what i’m doing right now. Theye’d be so proud of me.

Why did I have to get the shortest stick this time?

Deep end huh? Doesn’t look that deep. Hey, stop trying to push me in.

This guy is kind of sensitive, I don’t think we should mess with his new car.

Are you seriously telling me that if I eat this, it will make me grow more hair?

I wonder why my water was clear two seconds ago, and now it is a dingy bubbling green. Its probably just nothing.

Ron, this bugee cord better not break or its your membership to spicy fajitas Mexican grill thats gonna be falling three hundred feet into the lake.

I want to look just like Freddy from all those scarry movies.

I can totally hold my breath for five minutes while chaned to the bottom of the pool by handcuffs.

I’m trusting you to have my back if anything goes wrong.

Uh Oh!

I’ll fly, you’ll see.

If you so much as touch me with that knife, you are going to be kicked out of this household!

I hate the world. Goodbye forever!